“I wanna dance” always makes me think of Dazed & Confused. Anyway, this shirt expresses an awfully simple but ultimately awesome sentiment – let everyone know that you came to dance and you won’t be stopped. Not by anyone.
Edit: Reprinted!
There’s nothing like the blatant truth to wear around on the front of your t-shirt. There’s not much I can add – if your pants are on fire, being a liar quite simply does become less important. Though, maybe someone who doesn’t lie will be more likely to get some help from other people. Like, pour some water on me to help extinguish the fire kind of help. Just throwing that out there. (Available at Threadless)
As with many text t-shirts, the title says it all. Drinking a fountain of smart is one thing – I can’t (for obvious reasons) imagine what it would be like to be infinitely smart. That being said, this points out something fantastically amusing – might it be better if everyone else got to drink from a fountain of smart? The world could indeed use one, I think. (Available at Threadless)
I think the title of this shirt pretty much says it all. While I’d never blame video games for ruining my life, getting two extra lives out of the deal seems like a pretty fair trade-off. (Available at Threadless)
Ok, it’s a little silly, but it’s funny. Plus, it’s true. If everyone that read the shirt actually did make me a sandwich, I would wear it. A lot. A whole lot. This reminds me of a funny Scrubs scene, so it makes me laugh every time I see it. (Available at Threadless)
I think the title pretty much says it all, no? Meat is murder, tasty murder. I think the red on pink really makes this shirt as well – it looks partly pure and innocent, but also like raw meat and spilled blood.
Edit: Reprint! Meat is still murder!
(Available at Threadless)
This is the last one. And while technically a Type Tee, this at least has some pictures on it, right? My dream with a shirt like this is that someone tries to actually dance out the moves on the shirt when I’m wearing it (or perhaps Fatboy Slim Praise You style group dance?!). And really – you get a couple of drinks in a lot of people, and it would be hard to stop them. (Available at Threadless)
Yes, another TypeTees. And this one is actually a little old, but it eventually grew on me. I like haikus, particularly ridiculous ones. (Available at Threadless)
(Edit: Now available as a hoodie!)
Normally I’m not terribly fond of the TypeTees shirts with just lettering on them. I like a good typeface just as much as the next guy, and clever sayings make me chortle, but what’s good for an email signature is usually not enough for me to wear around. That being said, there are a couple today that made me chortle enough that I have to link to them. The first is here, making fun of hipsters. And man, do I like making fun of hipsters. As Stuff White People Like points out:
If you mention a band you like and the other person has heard of them, you lose. They own you. It is essential that you like the most obscure music possible.
Thus, listening to bands that don’t even exist yet is the best possible music ever, inherently! (Available at Threadless)
(Edit: Now available as a hoodie, too!)
