Downpour! From the number in the link, I think this is a really early Threadless shirt. Very simple design showing the cloud pouring directly down on some poor umbrella. Love the wavy rain design. (Available at Threadless)
Giraffe’s are pretty strange animals. This shirt depicts one as a line drawing thoroughly enjoying a tree flavored snack, reaching out with its tongue to pry the delicious leaves from their high perch. It also features an amusing logo/slogan, stating that the wearer also loves trees. Good to know.
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Rayguns! Diagrams/schematic looking drawings of a number of them on this shirt, which, as I’ve said before, are always awesome in my book. These are more the traditional old school sci-fi type ray guns.
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I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had a Jesus shirt on the site before, so I’m hoping no offense is taken. When a shirt is funny, though, what am I to do? Seeing Jesus being carted away by British policemen (is it Bobbies or Bobbys? are they all considered constable?) with the traditional helmet covering his divine privates.
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Doodle bug! I’m trying to figure out what the doodle bug on this shirt actually doodled. I can’t decide if I think it’s phallic or an old man muppet kind of face.. I’m pretty torn. I love the actual little ladybug on the top of the shirt, though. I can’t really speak to their artistic ability, but it’s not crap – there’s something to be said for an old muppet with a big nose. (Available at Threadless)
Hey, what are you gonna do? Sometimes a fella gets a little bit insecure. In the case of this shirt, this poor rhinoceros feels like his little horn signifies something .. less than masculine to some potential rhino mates. So he does what any self-respecting male with such a horn problem does – he overcompensates by buying a sports car. Makes sense to me.
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While I wouldn’t say it to one’s face for fear of being a jerk to someone who holds a bunch of power over me .. the rumor is that the policemen sure do love their donuts. Even the Bangles sang about it. So I suppose it should be no surprise that the reverse is true, as this shirt shows us. Doughnuts sure do love to eat policemen?
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I’m surprised I haven’t posted this shirt before. I’m not sure that nature and a city can coexist quite this well, even given crazy things like New York’s Central Park, but I do think it’s a nice thought. And the little forest animals at the feet of the skyscraper not tree things seem to be enjoying themselves, so maybe why not? (Available at Threadless)
“I wanna dance” always makes me think of Dazed & Confused. Anyway, this shirt expresses an awfully simple but ultimately awesome sentiment – let everyone know that you came to dance and you won’t be stopped. Not by anyone.
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I can’t believe I didn’t post this shirt before, I’m almost sure that I did. Anyway, simple concept, the organic jungle mirrored underneath the urban (or stone, in this case) jungle. Tall buildings turn into tall trees and the airplanes overhead become birds. I could swear I posted this before.. (Available at Threadless)
Well, this shirt kind of speaks for itself, now, doesn’t it? Answering the age old question of whether a book can get cold and why it might need a jacket, we see books being supplied with their book jackets to stave off the cold. Makes sense to me!
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Oh, Godzilla like monsters. They’re all a designer has to do with a shirt to make me adore it so. This one features your standard cute and adorable dinosaur monster hitchhiking at the side of the road to Tokyo .. but from the looks of it, a really really really big truck is going to have to come along before he’d actually be able to grab a ride. A truck, or Mothra.
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Well, this shirt got God Save The Queen stuck in my head, so that’s kind of annoying, but I can’t really blame the shirt for its own title, right? The unexpected mashup of the Queen of England and Heath Ledger’s Joker from The Dark Knight actually looks pretty awesome. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m used to Elizabeth II looking old already, or what, but while I don’t think of her as particularly villainous, this doesn’t seem terribly out of place..
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Inspired by Sin City? Yeah, sounds good to me. Wonderful noir shadow effect through the blinds, and everyone knows I love me some old timey stuff. (Available at Design By Humans)
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Well, I’m not sure that I’d say that space has no color. I know they’re enhanced images and all that, but from my vantage point back here on terra firma, space is pretty colorful. That being said, I’m not against strapping some tubes of paint onto the shuttle and seeing what happens (especially given its imminent demise).
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It’s getting to the point where I can’t even remember which shirts I’ve posted before, but when they’re this awesome, who cares, right? This is definitely a reprint on Threadless’ part, but either way, I like that perhaps my galaxy was poured right out of a milk carton. I also like a warm glass of galaxy before bedtime to relax myself. Actually, that’s a lie, I’ve never understood the point of the warm glass of milk before bed. At that point I’ve already brushed my teeth, the last thing I want is a coating of milk to sour in my mouth overnight, no? Still, the shirt is great. (Available at Threadless)
The title, “Many hands make the load lighter” is what the message on this shirt translates, to, and it’s quite appropriate. 100% of the proceeds from this shirt (up to $100,000, though I’m not sure why the limit) will be donated to the American Red Cross Haiti Relief and Development Fund. Buy the shirt or donate to the fund to help the Haiti earthquake victims that are in such serious need of help out and feel a little better about yourself in the process.
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Another one that’s a reprint but I have to mention it again. The original post reflected my love of those squirrel PSP ads, which I still love. And really, everyone still loves the Heisman squirrel stiff-arming those who seek his acorn. (Available at Threadless)
Well, this is a reprint, and normally I would just add in an edit to the original post to point out that it’s been reprinted. However, I happen to be wearing this shirt today, and it’s one of my favorites (people always ask for an explanation, and the Paul Revere “twenty if by giant robot” explanation is fantastic). So, here it is again. Enjoy! (Available at Threadless)
Poor guy milk bottle. Apparently wifey milk bottle got a little too drunk and got down with some chocolate milk. I wonder what milk bottles drink to get drunk. Were I the lady milk bottle, I would definitely claim some stork error right here.
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