Both “unicorn for breakfast” and “rainbow blood” sound like band names or movies or something. Maybe alternative indie comic books? Either way, the quite obviously fierce lion on this shirt has been munching on the most heavenly of treats – pure unicorn. I didn’t realise unicorns fell under the purview of the forest – the forest that said lions are the kings of. But a king is a king, and it’s good to be the king. I thought unicorn blood was silver, though? (Available at Design By Humans)
Much as saying the name of this shirt, “Sad Psycho”, gets a Red Hot Chili Peppers song stuck in my head, I do love the shirt. The poor, almost adorable, child-like psycho, dragging its bloody chainsaw like a toddler drags a teddy bear .. just awesome. I didn’t even know they made those old scary hockey masks in child sizes, either. (Available at Threadless)
Too cool? I suppose that’s a Kool Aid reference, but I’m not sure why he would be too cool. Still, whatever the title is, I love this absolutely hilarious shirt. With its popularity surging, presumably from the Family Guy “OH YEAH!” bit, the picture of the kids completely destroying the Kool Aid man, soaking in his delicious fruit punch blood can’t be beat. The designer of the shirt calls Kool Aid the “red devil”, which I’m not sure I agree entirely with – is it really worse than soda? – but it’s certainly something children crave. The poor Kool Aid guy just has tasty stuff flowing through his veins, and children won’t be stalled for long with glass skin protecting you. (Available at Threadless)
Oh, Velma. Somehow you became a crazy emo survivalist in a post-apocalyptic world with Scooby as your only companion. Or at least that’s what the shirt leads us to believe will happen. As can be seen on the van, Shaggy, Fred, and Daphne have taken a bad one, and Scooby looks to have adapted to his environment. Clinging onto a monster hand like a bone looking all fierce like and such (to be fair, there is still some bone on the arm). All in all, awesome t-shirt. (Available at Threadless)
This little guy reminds me of one of the characters from Castle Crashers. He (or she, I guess) is a poor depressed little crazy psycho killer. Even brutal murder isn’t enough of a pick me up. (Available at Threadless)
Yes, I know. I have this obsession with little red riding hood. See some examples. Still, this is a pretty sweet shirt, with the red background and the disturbing red hooded bloody girl. I’d certainly turn around and walk down the street in the other direction if I saw her standing around like this, at least. (Available at Threadless)
I love this shirt. Vicious panda bears are just a hilarious thought. The black and white effect makes me think of Kill Bill Volume 1, when it went black and white for the really bloody scenes. I especially love the print of this shirt, it wraps around and completely fills the shirt instead of only being a print in the front and center portion. Hilarious print. (Available at Threadless)
I think Quentin would be proud, personally. This might be a reprint – I feel like I’ve seen it before – but either way it’s a great shirt. If crayons were criminals, and one was shot driving around in a car, I imagine it would look something like this. Oh, they also dress nice, but wax criminals would almost have to, no? (Available at Threadless)
This is pretty clever. Well, let me back up a step – it’s a t-shirt with a ninja on it. And ninjas are awesome. But even beyond that, the flying ninja is flying by, katana in action, cutting off the head of the person wearing the shirt! The neck of the shirt is red from the blood the ninja just spilled! Amazing. I’m including a full shot as well as the ninja so you can see how fantastic it is.
(Available at Threadless)
Edit: Reprinted!
I suppose it’s a bit violent and all, but the blood butterflies are pretty sweet. I thought I was done for the new t-shirts today, but decided I had to throw this one here as well. (Available at Threadless)
