U Can’t Touch This Lite-Brite

On April 26, 2012, in Movies and Music, by Mose

U Can't Touch This Lite-BriteLite-Brite! Or Light Bright! I’m not sure, I think the former is correct. Either way, there are bright light type toy references on this shirt, as well as a wonderful MC Hammer silhouette. Is there anything else any shirt has ever needed? Right. Next question. Also, while we’re here, please, Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em. (Available at Threadless)

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Murder By Care Bear

On April 26, 2012, in Funny, by Mose

Murder by Care BearWhen care bears stop caring and start getting real. I can’t say I’ve ever thought of these colorful furry happy things as the same kind of bears that rip people’s throats out – if for no other reason than I think they have hearts on their paws instead of claws. Cleverly, Cheer Bear here seems to have gone with a more pointed approach (see what I did there?). As the bears are, as I recall, only about knee height, I’m not sure I feel too worried with them running around in the clouds, but I can’t say I’m too happy with the thought of a malevolent Care Bear Stare application. Let’s hope this was a one time necessary evil. (Available at Threadless)

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